CHECK YOUR SHIT EXPERIENCE!

[X] 1 - Classical Shit
The more typical and normal shit, it has no characteristic, it is not too soft, but not too hard, takes some piece of toilet paper for cleaning, but no other problems. Currently, a sample is preserved in the Museum of Weights and units of Brussels, next to sprouts, between the meter and liter.

[X] 2 - Smart shit
Typical effect: It happens at inopportune moments, when you're convinced you're about to fart, but when you try it... (aka "the dressed") you feel the pants full of a liquid shit and of course, you smell of shit, not knowing what to do. The experience can be traumatic if it happens when you're away from home: the movies, at school, in restaurants, and of course when you're about to fart and you think "here nobody can hear me." But then it's a big deal.

[X] 3 - Spider-man shit
It's the shit that comes out as the silicone from its tube. It pastes anywhere: first in the middle of the butt and then, when you success to detach, it pastes on the toilet.

[X] 4 - Unsinkable shit
That kind of shit that even after pulling the toilet more than three times there remains afloat. Then you look in the toilet and feel the shit that challenges you, saying, "you can't sink me".

[] 5 - Ghost crap
That kind of shit that seems to be out, but then check the wc and there is nothing inside.

[X] 6 - Hesitant shit
That shit that does not occur in a clear and decisive way, leaving you time to shower, shave, leaving the house immaculately dressed and think "I don't do it, even if I sit now I'd make a "Ghosts poop"( v.). But it's your wedding day and Hesitant poop is treacherous: therefore will be manifested in an explicit and no longer holdable when the priest begins mass, watching you and your wife right in the eye. It is similar to 'School shit', which occurs during school hours, but more serious since the wedding can not be stopped.

[X] 7 - Holy shit
That kind of shit that comes out, ends up in the water but when you clean the toilet paper it's so white you can also use it to blow your nose.

[X] 8 - Liquid poo
When you wipe your ass countless times and is still dirty, so you end up put some toilet paper between your butt and pants to avoid leaving unwelcome tyre-screech.

[X] 9 - Poop spray
Variant of Liquid poo, which tends to be distributed equally throughout the toilet as if you were spraying with the airbrush. Excellent for use with stencils to make up great art masterpieces.

[X] 10 - Twice shit
When you shit, you get up from the toilet that you have your trousers above your knees, and you find that you still have to shit. Clear that what you had done so far was just a preview of what you still have to do.

[X] 11 - Embolic poo
When you push so as to inflate the vein on his forehead and risking embolism.

[] 12 - Tree trunk shit
That kind of shit so enormous that even the toilet can't flush it away and you find a way to break it up. Sometimes Tree trunk shit is so long that fits between the asshole and the bottom of the toilet.

[X] 13 - Farting crap
It is so noisy that can be heard in several rooms away. Seismograph-proof.

[] 14 - Drinker shit
The type of shit that you have the morning after a night getting drunk. The main characteristic are the signs of tyre-screech left on the bottom of the toilet. Unmistakable color verging on black "night without stars".

[X] 15 - Cob poo
The name says it all. It causes contempt of yourself.

[X] 16 - Shit "but I had the urge!"
When you sit in the toilet convinced of having crap but everything that comes out is nothing more than two or three farts.

[] 17 - Chilli poo
That shit made after a feast of spicy dishes, which comes at no cost of excessive harshness or hostility but it burns the sphincter as a ball of fire and leaves you on the floor for about three minutes to suffer like a pig while you make the effort not to shout so nobody hears you.

[X] 18 - Vertebrae-smashing poo
This is what causes pain like childbirth exit, you wonder if at any moment your navel gives up, the belly starts to explode and you think it's better try doing a cesarean.

[X] 19 - Wet-ass shit (Sauce shit)
It's the one that comes out so fast that soaks your ass because of the impact with the water of the toilet. Statistically very likely when you use public toilets.

[X] 20 - Champagne crap
When your first shit is hard (like a cork) and then it comes an industrial quantities of liquid poo (like the explosion of champagne when the car drivers celebrate on the podium).

[] 21 - Breathtaking shit
When the crap comes out all at once into a huge brown ingot. The sudden change in pressure within the body causes a few seconds of involuntary apnea.

[X] 22 - Infinite crap
It appears as a slow and steady release of balls of poo, especially boring because of the duration (two or three hours).

[] 23 - "Hulk" shit
This is characterized by its typical dark-green, due to assimilation of spinach. Using this trick is possible to know precisely how much time passes from the ingestion of food until their expulsion.

[] 24 - Rocky Mountain crap
Very painful crap, it can initially seem like a Champagne crap but after the first shit all the others will be increasingly large and increasingly harsh. Typical of those who drink little, this shit will feel for endless seconds of shitting rocks.

[X] 25 - Shit that reminds you what you eat
This kind of shit has the same effect as the fragrant but the stench emitted will be just the same, or nearly so, to what you ate last days. It works especially with pancake, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus. So the fragrance can deceive people who feel certain smells coming from your home, or convince your cohabitants to cook in the bathroom. In some cases, however, the memory of what you eat is more real, with the expulsion of whole pieces of food. A good example are the peas that, if swallowed whole, may seem once expelled just cooked and ready to eat. This lends itself to very nice joke to do with your guests, to cheer up the atmosphere and cement friendships in a convivial evening.

[X] 26 - Suppository poo
This shit is like liquid shit, only it is seen immediately after taking a suppository, with the classic white. We recommend them all in anticipation of a new suppository that you shouldn't shit out again.

[X] 27 - Poo "Caffelatte"
Also called "cappuccino" is not even a real shit because the feeling is like pissing from the ass. Expel a substance similar to the color of coffee with milk equivalent to a pudding consistency, all accompanied by a cappuccino froth that makes the effect.

[X] 28 - Starving shit
Poo so big and long that when you empty out your stomach, you get instantly a fierce hunger.

[X] 29 - Poo "OMG THE PAPER IS OVER"
Definitely the most bastard of all. In the Tarot is the disappointment, failure,cardiac arrest, and foretells a future in wandering pants down, also causes, internal conflicts and discontent within the household. In most cases, unfortunately, happens to be combined with a poo "hanging".

[X] 30 - Bloody shit
The typical shit of a man or woman who suffers from early backside menstruation, because it was so superhuman effort to provoke a fierce anal bleeding.

[] 31 - Shit Cotton-candy
The appearance is in all respects to a wad of cotton candy, lacking only the stick. This does not mean that you can then add it and garnish with other trinkets. It's the women shit. Because women do not make shit. Never. Did you know? You did know that, din't you?

[X] 32 - Poo M & M'S
Has a facility to look like the famous snack: lots of peanuts hidden in chocolate. Is caused by a previous abnormal consumption of dried fruit. It is highly recommended to do not eat the peanuts rescued from toilet paper.


THE NUMBERS OF YOUR MOST FREQUENT POOPS: [ 7 - 15 - 19 ]

YOUR RESULT: [24/32]!
00-08: You're a bad pooper!
09-16: You're a normal pooper
17-24: You're a good pooper!
25-32: You're the king of poop!


Yeeee! 24! I am a good pooper!

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